patience games

Zen exercises for a fool

Well packed in a very warm and embarrassing outfit, the dork is welcome to exercise his patience. Tasks like this also come in handy when the sir doesn’t have the mood or time to take care of the dork. Of course, the dork has to have his cam on during the exercises.

A great children’s coloring book. The idiot needs at least an hour for a picture. If he has to do it with multiple layers of rubber gloves and artificially limited vision, it takes much longer.

Tiny colorful beads that are poured into a pot for the dork to sort through. Depending on the quantity, this takes 1-5 hours. It’s nasty even without gloves. But what if the dork is wrapped up really fat in his dork clothes and has to wear heavy rubber gloves?

Writing an essay or a mnemonic 100 – 1000 times is very tedious for the dork. This can keep him busy for hours. Again, the more clothes and gloves, the more uncomfortable for the idiot.

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