Summer Ordeal – Wolfselb-Orja [EN]

Summer is here and the dork can still dress up for winter.

I’ve been a fool. Since 8:00 a.m. and have been wearing my KG, plug, 5 diapers, snow suit, construction rain overalls, idiot helmet, rubber boots and rubber gloves.
It is midsummer and from midday the sun is shining directly in my room. But I feel already quite warm now.
Especially when I have to wear the helmet – which is almost always the case – I quickly sweat a lot.

winter-in-summer_001 — The dork wears winter clothes in the summer

Around 10:30 am I started chatting with Sir Dennis again after a long time.
Of course I sent him a picture of me in my outfit.

Sir Dennis: “Ohh good and you stay in the suit!”

Wolfself-Orja: “Yes! Until when, sir?”

Sir Dennis: “Until I finish work at 4 p.m.”

Ok, that was an announcement. I was supposed to keep my idiot outfit on in the midday heat. To make sure I couldn’t take it off, I replaced the padlock with a time lock. That can’t be cheated. When the timer activates with a loud beep, I realize: you won’t be able to get out until 4:10 p.m.

Sir Dennis had appointments and so I was alone with my situation for the time being.

winter-in-summer_002 — Clamps to keep the face in place.

Then my friend Olli called me on Telegram. I also sent him my photo in outfit. Olli was very amused, which made me express my displeasure. My moaning earned me an additional 24 clothespins in the face. “So that your facial features don’t always slip out of place,” he said, laughing. Then in the background he saw the matching winter construction rain jacket for the dungarees and quickly made it clear that I absolutely had to put them on. I immediately followed his “suggestion”. I’m just an idiot…

The time would not pass. From 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. my boss sent me to bed for an afternoon nap. Of course in a full outfit and as a blanket the winter down comforter and a woolen blanket.
That was extreme. The sweat just ran and in minutes the suit was dripping wet. But since I follow what the boss wants as much as possible, I stayed in bed until 4:00 p.m. Of course, sleeping was out of the question.

winter-in-summer_003 — Another cardigan so the idiot doesn’t freeze.

At 4:10 p.m. the time lock finally opened. I didn’t dare undress right away, I didn’t have permission from Sir Dennis. At 4:30 p.m. I reached him in the chat and asked politely if I could undress now. Sir Dennis said only briefly: “Nope, you stay in your clothes until 7:00 p.m.! You also put on a cardigan. You shouldn’t be cold!”

I was really angry. and mocked because of it. The punishment followed immediately.

Sir Dennis: “From today onwards you will wear a plug, 2 diapers, wool tights, wool sweater, PVC rain suit, snow suit, helmet, rubber boots and rubber gloves every night for the next 4 weeks. You will sleep under winter bed linen + wool blanket + PVC blanket.”

“Oh please sir” slipped out of my dirty mouth. “Okay, then hold on to your dirty, warm sweater vest,” it came back immediately. I didn’t say anything but “Thank you!”

winter-in-summer_004 — Getting dressed for the night

Around 10:30 p.m. I reported that I was ready to go to bed.

The woolen underwear scratched and quickly soaked up sweat. Now I crawled under the 3 blankets and turned off the light.

That night I only slept for a couple of quarters of an hour. I was completely wet and stank like a dead polecat.

Should I do this every night now? NO! That would be unhealthy!

The next day I spoke to the boss. He said: “Sir Dennis’ idea is great, but it’s really too much. You sleep in this outfit every other night!”

This time I was wiser and didn’t disagree.

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