Always on the head – Wolfselb-Orja [EN]

Always well protected …

… a Sir once said to me. I had no idea that he meant that I always had to wear my helmets or alternatively hats or very special headgear.

Kopfbedechungen — Caps for the idiot, sometimes with the right gloves

1) Doggy-Woof (KB-001)

Hat and gloves knitted by my husband. suitable for a children’s outfit, a guaranteed eye-catcher and extremely warm

2) Leather hat-Taiga (KB-002)

Leather hat with ear flaps lined with fur. Very tight because it is a bit small and extremely warm

3) Wool hat green (KB-003)

A simple wool knitted hat

4) Sissy Ski hat (KB-004)

Pink hat with long pompom and ear flaps to lace up

5) white bobble hat (KB-005)

Very thick knitted and large bobble hat (also fits over up to 3 other hats)

6)

bobble hat with bells(KB-006)

Colorful knitted hat with matching gloves. The special thing: chains are sewn on all parts so that they can be secured against being pulled out and the highlight: bells are sewn on all parts. So the fool can be heard everywhere and can not sneak away.

Dork-Helmet

The Dork-Helmet is THE trademark of the Idiot. Thanks to its large-format “nameplates” that can be read from afar, it makes the idiot recognizable to everyone for what he is – a fool, moron, stinker, … Actually, the Dork-Helmet is a kickboxing helmet with a transparent pocket on the forehead , into which you can insert the various type plates – just as the Sir desires. In addition, the helmets are modified so that they can be locked and secured against being removed. If it wears it for a long time, the fool will sweat terribly underneath. In addition, the helmets press its head together, which becomes really uncomfortable for the idiot after a few hours. As the longest the idiot wear a dork helmet 14 days, day and night …

1) Dork-Helmet, black (DH-001)

black soft helmet with heavy combination lock fixation

2) Dork-Helmet, white (DH-002)

white soft helmet with close-fitting combination lock

3) Dork-Helmet, blue (DH-003)

blue soft helmet with attached heavy chain for locking with padlock

4) Leather Dork-Helmet, black (DH-004)

solid black leather helmet with bridge and chain eyelet for flexible fixation. This helmet can be adjusted in size and also fits over hats, hoods and stiffneck

5) Dork-Helmet, red (DH-005)

red soft helmet with attached chain for locking with padlock.

Specials

1) Latex swimming cap (KB-007)

The dork can wear the swimming cap well under the helmet or hats. This increases the sweating factor by at least 300%.

2) Wool balaclava (KB-008)

A balaclava can also be worn well under other headgear. Only the eyes remain free and the rest is nicely warm packed.

1) NVA-Steel helmet(KB-009)

A real relic from the Cold War. But used for the fool, that means a very heavy headgear that you can cheerfully hit with a wooden spoon. The fool does it himself – if he should. Since he gets real head roar.

2) Southvester (KB-010)

The classic headgear of inshore fishermen. Thick PVC and to strap tightly on the chin. The part always makes you laugh.

The Fiffi (KB-011)

No, this is not a dead cat! This is a nasty nylon carnival wig. This turns a fool-twat flux into a fool-sissy. The part not only makes you sweat quickly, it also itches nastily – we are silent about the appearance … you can order the idiot and see for yourself …

Masquerade

Not every Master wants to see the idiot’s ugly face all the time. To make the sight funny, the idiot has 2 masks to choose from, which you can let him wear for hours. They have eyes and nostrils but no mouth opening. A gag can also be nicely hidden behind it …