Sweaty night

Like an Eskimo in a tropical house …

…. that is how I felt that night, wrapped in fat under thick blankets.

But one after anonther. My husband recently gave me a shiny red nylon thermal suit. A really hot part in the truest sense. Now something wants to be tested and after I had worn it for a few cam sessions, the bed test was still missing.

So I put him on for a nap and snuggled under my winter duvet …

 

Mittagschlaf im Daunenanzug
Ready for a nap in a thermo suit, helmet and gloves

Well, that’s where Sir L. comes in.

When I showed my picture of the midday experiment in the WhatsApp chat late in the evening, the answer came: “Don’t forget the 3 woolen blankets!” I hadn’t really intended to turn the experiment into a punitive action. But there is a cathedral that wants something and so I have little choice.

At first I tried to ask that the suit and the down comforter were already very warm and might be enough, but that probably spurred Sir L. on. “Nop😐, three woolen blankets” – That was the short answer …

A little frustrated when I thought of a very warm and sleepy night, I did what only fools and idiots do: I mooted and said: “Grmmlll, I can do wool hat and cardigan and scarf right away 🥵🥵🥵😳”

If only I had kept my face, because the answer came promptly: “🤔 Hmmm and a woolen blanket.”

 

Well sometimes you lose and sometimes the others win …

The transformation to the Moron-Eskimo

Transformation zum Eskimo
Thermo suit + padded cardigan + transparent PVC coat + balaclava + wool hat + leather spasten helmet + (later: rubber gloves + wool gloves + knitted scarf)

The water was already running down my back when I was just dressed …

Now slip into bed under the thick winter duvet and the thick wool blanket. Put on the gloves and the knitted scarf and have a good photo for Sir L.

 

I'am ready SIR
Evidence photo for Sir L.

Then the lights out and slowly cooked in front of me. I cursed my stupidity and lust that had brought me into this situation. The suit became sweatier and heavier and stuck to me. The head pressed into the hood of the suit, 2 hats and the helmet, could hardly be moved. A steam cloud of sweat stank up with every movement. The lust increased parallel to the desire to end this. Just stupid that the useless part between the legs was stowed out of reach under a fat diaper and the thick suit. Now I came up with such stupid ideas as “Licking a sneaker now would be awesome ..”

Mobile phone is buzzing … Could be the sir, so briefly turn off the glove and check .. It wasn’t the sir .. But I took the opportunity to write to him again and ask how long I should stay in this situation. I somehow had the stupid hope that he would say ‘an hour is enough’ … or something … After I had to answer the question of how long I had been there ‘honestly’ only briefly ‘, the clear announcement came : “Hm … I will go to sleep now, you can wear it until tomorrow morning.”

Thank you Sir L for this indescribably hot and humid night, as only full idiots can endure.

 

Danke und gute Nacht Sir L.
Thanks and good night Sir L.

 


 

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