Dork helmet

Why the dork should always wear a helmet.

The invention of the ‘Dork-Helmet’

At some point I discovered the “advantages” of the ‘Dork-Helmet’. I bought a kickboxing helmet out of curiosity because I had the idea that the feeling of a locked head could be awesome. These helmets have a large end face and were ideal for placing an inscription in a clearly visible position. I built a bag out of a transparent cover and glued it to the end face with transparent adhesive tape and could now put a wide variety of paper signs in there. The ‘Deppenhelm’ was invented. Over time I bought different soft helmets and prepared them in the same way. In addition, I equipped the helmets with a locking device so that once I put them on, I could no longer take them off alone.

The longer, the better (or meaner)

Having to wear the helmet is awesome on the one hand, and on the other hand it gets annoying after an hour at the latest. Then it gets nasty. I sweat under the plastic of the helmet and it presses itself around my head. In addition, I see in front of every mirror how stupid I look. It becomes particularly embarrassing when Dom “asks” me to wear the helmet outside or in front of strangers. Combined with a nasty outfit, this makes me completely ridiculous. The longer I have to wear the helmet, the more it unfolds its mean effect. At the longest I had to wear it continuously for 14 days. Of course, this was only possible because I had no business appointments. It was an indescribable time. I started to hate the thing and whenever I wanted to be ‘normal’ the helmet in front of the mirror reminded me that I couldn’t get out of being the dork.

The right kick only comes when you tell me to wear it. In addition, the instruction to wear school outfit, plastic outfit or ski suits, then the idiot is in the stupid sky.

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