This is how fool pastes go!
Wolfselb is said not only to wear embarrassing clothes, but also to be recognized as a fool from afar.
Here the boss came up with something particularly nice. Wolfselb was allowed to dress up pretty first. First, he puts on his balls-pillory, which pulls his balls backwards nicely and makes an upright walk impossible anyway. Then a pair of woolen tights, a shirt, a tie, the sniffy knickers, a tank top, a school jacket and rubber boots. Now the fool can put on his fool’s helmet and strap a smelly sneaker from the used clothing collection in front of his face.
Equipped like this, the idiot now kneels and uses his head as a foot to move. Later he can run as a dog on all fours.
He had to keep going this way for an entire afternoon. The boss also promised to let him walk like this through Zone283 the next time … just like that!
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